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SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


SELLING RELIGION -




THE TRICKY PUPPY -




SELLING POINTS - "And the cool part is, the next level is a completely different color!"




Dear Mr. Crowe -


TAGS: noah flood movie wtf russell crowe
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 23, 2014, 12:59 pm
It was a Landmark theatre.. Hollywood Theatres does the same kind of thing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 11:52 am
Nice!
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 3:22 am
You'd have to join the Air Force to get a theatre membership...but on the plus side, for a few dollars more, if you hate the movie, you can hit the EJECT b***on conveniently placed on your armrest...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:43 am
Really? Awesome! What theater was this?
Airman - April 22, 2014, 3:13 pm
I only go if I want to see something on the big screen. I went with my son to see Rush, and it was a different setup. You could buy a regular ticket, or for $14 each, you got free unlimited popcorn and sodas. pay more and they bring food to your seat
Greeny - April 22, 2014, 12:31 pm
It used to cost over a hundred bucks to take the wife/kids to see a movie - hate to think what it'd cost nowadays...
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
I haven't seen it, and probably won't, but how far off can the get? Does everyone live happily ever after?
Haarakkon - April 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
I actually went and saw it. I didn't think it was bad at all, but one had to remain aware for most of it that it was a "Hollywoodization" of the familiar story.


THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.


TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.


PLAYING DEAD -


TAGS: he aint buyin wot yer sellin
Rating: 3.52/5

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elitebuster - November 30, 2009, 12:57 am
Yeah, the bear will piss on your pocket, your skull, your femur.... 5/5
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
5 + 5 Sean!
Chopperliscious - November 3, 2009, 8:51 am
You have a subtlety that is rare. I'm not pissing in your pocket either - the bear might be, however. 6 Lions.


Beauty -




Spider-man -




Rebels will change your fate -




I'll Be Damn'd -




YOU CAN FEEL IT -




work -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


OPTIMISM -




THE SIZZLE DIDN'T SELL ITSELF -




microns -


TAGS: microns allergies scare selling techniques
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:57 pm
Oh, wait der! Blond moment for me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:29 am
Lol, how's that?
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:39 am
I swear to gawd...they do that with Reeses Peanut b***er Cups too. 5Lbs of scare so far and counting.


LIKE VULTURES -


TAGS: stockpiling calendar attic sell
Rating: 3.85/5

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Iconoclast - October 30, 2011, 2:38 pm
And then when you finally decide to sell off those things, they're not worth what you paid for them 30 years ago.


Russell Crowe -




SELLING YOUR BODY -




DAYDREAMING - These days you must be feeling tired and your legs must be paining. Dont worry, Its only because you´ve running in my mind day and night!




A SMART & RESPECTED BOOKSELLER -


TAGS: bookseller mwlf
Rating: 2.65/5

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RON - October 23, 2009, 2:09 am
You started many things...eternally d*** I,m sure...lol


Prank -




Redundancy -


TAGS: products shipping selling stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2015, 1:51 am
Shouldn't it be "No Plugs, No Sockets"?


Comfort -


TAGS: breezy breezeway selling h** dogs
Rating: 4.75/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:16 pm
Scars no amount of therapy will heal...
spacedog - February 5, 2016, 5:32 pm
Good one, Greeny.


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